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Jobs are scarce — People are always trying to move here. You do the math. You have to drive like a maniac to survive — Everyone in Miami knows the slowest way to get from Point A to Point B is by following all the traffic laws.
Nothing runs on time — This becomes infuriatingly clear the first time you arrive on time for dinner — starving - and have to wait an hour and a half until everyone else shows up. Marries, this one might be a plus. They must figure everyone is living at home. People flake — Whenever a Miamian makes plans with you, make backup plans.
And when those original plans come through, flake on Sister like friendship backup. We air condition the ever loving soul out of everything — Jackets have two uses here: Movie theaters and that day in February. FPL will ruin Married lonely in Miami Texas TX weekend — Air conditioning units use only slightly less energy than Abrams tanks. A majority figure on par with those bastions of diversity Tulsa and Salt Lake City.
It Floods — It rains here. A lot. The Spanish thing is no joke — How many 20, square foot stores can you name in your hometown with all their signs in Spanish?
Because I can name infinity plus one. Miamians are dumb. Really dumb.
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Hoping You Move says:. Anon says:. Miamians are dumb? You probably say that because you surround yourself with idiots.
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I know many intelligent people that live here in Miami. Thanks for giving us such a false identity.
Sasha says:. There are many intelligent people in Miami and avid readers.
Pissed Cuban! You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. This is the gateway to the Americas. But we have every single ethnic background, right here in this beautiful city.
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I wish they would all go back to where they came from. Its nice to know I am not alone in my disgust and named all of the reason why I moved away from Miami.
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People Loney Married lonely in Miami Texas TX. We read books. Move elsewhere. Susana says:. Cualquier Ciudad en el mundo tiene su idiosincrasia, su cultura, sus particularidades y eso lo hace especial, eso hace que a tanta gente le guste y a otros no tanto.
If you are so educated as you boast perfectly understand Spanish as I understood your English and people of Miami no difficulty communicating in several languages. Any city in the world has its idiosyncrasies, its culture, its peculiarities and that makes it special, that makes so many people like it and others not so much. Never be generalized as you do, because it is narrow-minded, low Married lonely in Miami Texas TX level and mediocre education understand that everything must be to your liking or parameters.
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